Is it too much to ask for this movie to be part of a Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino Cinematic Universe?

No, and fuck you with something sharp and rusty for even insinuating I’d have anything to do with those hateful, knuckle-dragging, emotionally malformed pieces of shit in GamerGate. Your reaction is part and parcel of their goals: A preemption of actual criticism of tech media.

Oh, you think Nathan doesn’t have a track record? Bless your heart.

“I am outraged that this store recommendation engine is preferring games people can buy today over games that people can’t buy yet!” is exactly the sort of hatchet piece I’d expect from you, Nathan. Good job, good effort.

This is the future that Canadian liberals want.

Yeah, I don’t get the framing of this story at all. Now you need luck to win a championship? Like before the playoff system, Enfinger couldn’t have suffered a blown engine in the final race of the season when he needed to finish x places ahead of another driver to win on points? And it’s not like sudden reversals of…

ok.

Am I the only one who looked at the front end of the car and thought that each headlight had 3 timeouts remaining?

Seriously. Fuck. Off. 

Don’t you fucking gaslight me, you sniveling chickenshit troll. I didn’t move any goalposts and I didn’t take Valve’s side. I directly rebuked your bullshit. Fuck off of here and go be a willfully illiterate moron someplace.

First of all, one of your links was from before Epic turned heel. The other was Kotaku linking to Polygon’s excellent reporting.

Let’s keep the Pirates’ “increase” in perspective: That’s about 21K fans for the season-to-date in a stadium that holds about 38K per game. They probably made that during that brief, teasing moment of competitive competence in June, before the All-Star Break killed their momentum and they lawn-darted back into the…

1955 Ferrari 625 (not a Mercedes, when you needed a Benz to win)

In general, these are all 6- or 12-month timed exclusives. And Microsoft has snuck a few games like Metro Exodus out from under Epic through Xbox Game Pass for PC. Or, in the case of The Outer Worlds, Microsoft bought the studio outright and told Epic, “Our studio, our store. Deal with it.”

If Epic had launched their store as an “angel investor” indie showcase from the start, dovetailing with Unreal Engine dev grants, there would be only the tiniest fraction of the backlash they get now. Instead, their first three exclusive announcements were two games that already took pre-orders on Steam and a…

The mech wasn’t added for any competitive reason. It was added in an attempt to show up Respawn for not putting Titans in Apex Legends, their Titanfall spin-off battle royale. It backfired miserably, which is exactly what they deserve for their arrogance.

Here’s where a little training goes a long way.

Because they’re built in Sunderland?

I said the exact goddamn fucking opposite of that.

Exactly. This is not football, personal fouls do not offset.