I’ve seen enough GM crossover tailgates with horizontal “lines” that look like they’re not quite strong enough to bear the weight of a rear wiper assembly to know what “droopy” looks like, and that grille sure as shit ain’t it.

You know the saying “No words… should have sent a poet.”? Ever wonder why that line was written?

Long story short: Porsche enlisted some French aerodynamic specialists to help with aero changes for their ‘71 Le Mans car, and created that extra-wide body that everybody thought looked like a pig with its snout to the ground. (Hence the car’s other nickname, Der Truffeljäger von Zuffenhausen.) Martini & Rossi took…

The Pink Pig, because racers tend to be exceptional middle-finger raisers.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, can light a crowd on fire by announcing a mobile game. The platform is too toxic from ripped-off IPs and sleazy MTX and P2W temptations. There was a lot of squirming in the seats at Microsoft’s E3 show this year during the Funko Pop Gears mobile game video, but they were smart enough to…

We’ll just have to make do with “I know this is the third time we’ve promised that we’re unfucking the Windows Store, but this time we really mean it!”

Might have made for a better game engine from a software engineering perspective, but it wouldn’t have stopped that whole “fire Joe Straten and rewrite everything a year before shipping” thing.

A direct Sony-Bungie relationship would have resulted in Destiny being a pure Playstation exclusive. No Xbox or Windows versions at all.

Vote, then do a burnout as you exit your polling place’s parking lot.

Because Adam Clark Estes, and every one of his predecessors and colleagues at Gizmodo, and Joshua Topolski and every writer for every site he launched, are hacks. They don’t have any backgrounds in engineering or science, nor do they want to actually learn about them. They’re gossip columnists who decided that there…

BANGZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz... and the haunting sound of fading tire noise is how my Mini announced that its timing chain tensioner had given up the ghost and taken the rest of the engine with it. Thank God it happened on a spot on the expressway with a wide shoulder.

GM Marketing’s mission statement, in a GIF:

Maybe you’re just not used to seeing them all on the payload at once?

Every member of the New Jersey Devils, 1994-2004.

He didn’t state “a few Christians” or “a fringe sect of Christians” either. And this post does not exist in a vacuum. Given this organization’s history of contempt for Christianity regardless of how liberal their own Christian readership may be, I can only conclude that over-generalization was Nick’s intent. That’s…

Spare me the insults. They do you no favors.

I like it when the Lifehacker author edits out the OP’s rebuttals and leaves him hanging like a piñata. Oh, wait. I actually think it’s bullshit, and perfectly typical of Gawker/GMG’s years-long willingness to treat liberal Christians as collateral damage. (Ask me about the ignorantly-timed trash io9 used to publish…

I also can’t picture Imagine Dragons writing a tongue-in-cheek disco-rock strut that includes the line “Baby I’m gifted / You see what I mean? / U.S.D.A. Certified Lean”. (Written and sung by another Mormon, no less.)

This is also the first absolutely American-inspired Mitsuoka, which usually seems to find inspiration from primarily British and other European cars. (Besides the Orochi. Who’s to say what’s going on there.)