The best of the 2nd-gen LH cars was the Chrysler 300M. Tightening up the proportions to keep it under 5 metres seems to be the secret sauce that let it age better than the Intrepid, Concorde, and LHS.

Randy Pitchford is probably glad that this doesn’t try to rationalize the release schedule and story timeline of the Borderlands games:

Red Dead Redemption 2 is a Prequel to Red Dead Redemption, which itself was a Spritual Successor to Red Dead Revolver. I think this means they’re only slightly more closely related than Lonestar and Dark Helmet in Spaceballs.

Can’t wait to buy this new car used five years from now. [BMW | Audi | Infiniti] drivers are jagoffs. Jalopnik are Tesla [fanboys | haters]. Looks like a [Hyundai | Kia | five-year-old Accord Coupe]. Mini ain’t mini.

[fills in “rant against free-standing infotainment screens” on Jalopnik bingo card]

Haven’t we already discussed this?

Oh, you sweet summer child, you really don’t get the cause and effect, do you?

Oh, here we go with the “Don’t count another man’s money” takes. Search that phrase and “lodestar” right now, and see which gets more hits.

Hey, why don’t you try fucking off work for the most critical day of your work year, and see how happy your colleagues are.

Definitely Lauren. Contrarian Yinzer Media shitheels don’t give as much of a damn about Pittsburgh sports front offices as her. She’s already grossly overestimated the relative size of the Pittsburgh market to make the Pirates look like the Dollar Bill Wirtz-era Blackhawks, and phrased it in the most condescending New…

Get an Audi, Mercedes, Honda, Hyundai, etc, and eventually you will be paying a thousand dollars to replace a freestanding screen that you hit with your computer bag when you were throwing the bag into your car.

I’m somewhat astonished that Buick’s marketing department is making an actual effort to promote the Regal TourX. The brand campaign in general is annoying, self-sabotaging trash, but at least the wagon is getting its own time in the spotlight. But I’m positive that the “We don’t have a TourX on the lot. How about this…

Because the plant where they were built, Michigan Assembly, has already been retooled for the Ranger and Bronco.

If the fly ball is the first out of the inning, that’s a more reasonable risk. In the worst case, he’s doubled off, the tying run is at the plate instead of scoring position, but you still have at-bats left. On two outs, from 2nd base, discretion is the better part of valor.

On the one hand, I’m fond of bold horizontal/longitudinal statements in the side profile of a car.

Insomniac owns the IP for Sunset Overdrive, so the only ones preventing it from being ported to Microsoft Windows are Microsoft.

The Xbox One X has only been on the market for nine months. Besides, it’s all forward compatible now, so everything you purchase or play through Game Pass will roll over from console to console like Steam purchases on a PC.

Make mine an SM.

The problem with any Futurama/Disenchantment connection is that the best sci-fi/high fantasy crossover has already been done.

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