And Brad Marchand is licking anybody wearing a Tampa Bay Lightning jersey.

The 1st-gen Durango’s mandate was “make an SUV out of a Dakota as cheaply as possible”, which worked out great for the most part. That era of Dakota design aged well. The Durango betrayed its cheapness anytime it was parked next to a Grand Caravan in the showroom, and the obviously re-used tail lights were there for…

Every entry to the outbound Fort Pitt Bridge is a nightmare.

And that’s just within city limits. Shirt 2 will be just the South Hills.

That’s what I meant by “color blocking”. Her pants already have a pattern that could be recolored to match the white shorts and red socks of the soccer uniform.

I’m a bit disappointed in Sombra’s “national team” skin. If Lúcio can have a skin based on the traditional Brazilian soccer team kit (it’s even called “Seleção”), why not at least base the color blocking of Sombra’s skin on the classic El Tri kit, which comes from the Mexican flag? The green jacket works, but the…

That 6er looks like a transporter malfunction involving an Alfa 156 and a Pontiac Grand Prix.

Symmetrical. That purple blotch on the right front suspension but not the left means the downforce is uneven at the front of the car. Might be useful if F1 ran ovals, but they don’t.

[Peter and the Wolf startup tone plays]

I know, right? On the one hand, I get the #eacirclejerk sometimes, but this is a clear case of “cool motive, still plagiarism”.

The sun is centered on the earpiece of the helmet. The red on black is hard to see in the screenshot.

What? Microsoft being incredibly vague and uncommunicative about their PC game support? Well I never!

Exactly. “Scrub”, “n00b”, “git gud m8”, “tilted?” will all get under an opponent’s skin in a way directly related to their own performance. No slurs necessary. (Or simply put a spray down for their kill cam.) One of my all-time favorite bits of trash talk was former NHL’er Mike Rupp telling an opponent “You’re fuckin’ …

Not any more, at least in the US. Here’s the exceptions:

That’s the Countryman. The Clubman is an X1 after gastric bypass surgery.

“Honestly Blizz need to do at least 1 animated short a month”

Mei and Reinhardt both starred in shorts in the past 10 months. The comics are usually the most reliable form of backstory exposition, and often contain clues to new game content. (Moira was hiding in Doomfist’s introduction all along.) The story-based events are the story, not just the cutscenes. You’re playing…

Fortnite: [some weird, random, non-interactive sci-fi thing is foreshadowed] [thing happens] [Epic publishes a map change, adds a consumable] “Wow, what incredible plot development!”

I’ll say to you what I’ve said to others: You can’t put this tweet in a vacuum. GG/KiA have gone after Price before (the link is right there in the article), and you can be damn sure what those shitheels said wasn’t “polite criticism”.

“Why can’t you deal with all this abuse?”, asks the person who faces no abuse whatsoever.