I don’t know.

Ah, yes, the legendary “Heinz Field after a week of four WPIAL championship games, a Pitt game, and three days of steady rain, so punts were sticking in the mud like lawn darts” game.

I am shocked, shocked to discover that Sony is the one being the asshole in all of this.

A whole bunch of experts in the linked story assert that she did the right thing, if you had bothered to read past the name “Lena Dunham”. If her name was enough to change your mind from “sympathy” to “triggered”, that’s entirely on you.

I once had the exact same experience Lena Dunham did with an adoption. The dog got along with every member of the family except me, and for no reason we could ever discern except maybe that my scent reminded the poor thing of the abusive home he was originally born in. You’re free to piss on her celebrity as you…

Kill credit is borked, healers are useless, and a Pharah main will fuck up everybody’s day. Sounds like my experience. Eagerly awaiting Jeff Kaplan’s “Be Careful What You Wish For” post-mortem video as this one dies in PTR.

Time is money, both in terms of on-screen footage and effort. Un-breaking the windshield may be more complex, but it’s still way fewer frames of film. Every frame they had to fix is in that ET clip up there. It’s not a lot compared to every subsequent shot of the truck, whether it’s a long shot or a close-up of the…

I don’t recall the last time a Mercy rez didn’t happen in the middle of a furball in a match I was playing. With this rule, Mercy’s opponents will have to re-earn those kills, but at least be in a good position to do so. If those kills weren’t deducted, the rez would just feed the other team. Unless you think Mercy…

Y’all realized that Android phones have the same problem? Because it’s not the phone that initiates autoplay, but the car’s shitty infotainment system?

Antiva was a bit of a mashup: Medici-era Italy, but with Spanish accents. And there were the Anderfels, always name-dropped, never visited, who were supposed to be Germany. The proxies became a little less direct as the sequels went on, though.

The accents in Dragon Age: Origins messed with my head, especially since I played a human on my first run. All British accents and one French Orlesian redhead until you met Sten, who had that weird half-way accent Patrick Stewart uses as Professor Xavier.

My Mazda3 came with those Dunlops, too. They came off with plenty of tread left because of their total lack of snow performance. Sam’s Club had a set of Pirelli Cinturato P7s in my size and on sale, and I haven’t regretted a mile. They were 2nd on the Grand Touring All-Season list at Tire Rack, but the Michelins at #1…

This is the culture that gave us drink coasters with 24-bit color LED lighting. The International’s set is a welcome oasis from that nonsense.

August 2017 Cable Coverage Estimates:

Nice emo Sir Bedevere, Jason. I can’t wait to hear the double-album about the giant wooden rabbit.

I thought MIA and the FCC settled that whole middle-finger-during-the-Super-Bowl-halftime-show thing.

Came here looking for Kyle Katarn. “I’m no Jedi. I’m just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions.”

Gary Bettman is hanging that paragraph about proximity rivalries and last year’s Metro and Atlantic division standings side-by-side on his office door. He separated the Penguins and Flyers once in the mid 1990s. He’ll never do it again. (Ideally, if the bottom ever drops out on Carolina, they move to Quebec, and the…

Eichenwalde’s reputation seems to come from that first bridge. It was a little too good as a choke point, because attackers would have to “flank” by getting Pharah or Winston (or a Junkrat who really knows his minejump angles) over the top. There used to be no side path, like the holes in the Hanamura or Volskaya…

It was a skimpy crowd to start with, then there was a nearly 2 hour rain delay, with lightning evacuation, just 12 laps into the race. It was definitely diehards-only by the end.