It’s the Winnipeg Jets. Saving the world is what keeps them from ever putting together a good season.

Let’s see Marina’s opinion on pineapple on pizza or whether a hot dog is a sandwich.

His best sprays are “Move List”, which is a Shoryuken input with the gauntlet where “HP” would be, and “The Greatest”, which is Doomfist recreating this legendary photo over a beaten OR-14:

I can’t wait for Blizzard to canonize So Drunk He’s About To Start Lighting Farts Hanzo with a victory pose. /s

“The desire to pilot a decommissioned police cruiser runs deep in the collective hearts of EVE pilots…”

Angry Mercy Face is “Dammit, do I have to bust a cap in McCree’s ass myself?” Mercy Face.

“Lawful Good doesn’t mean Lawful Nice.”

“Just ignore the flaws and everything is good” is an accurate summary of every Elder Scrolls and Bethesda-made Fallout game review ever published, all the way back to Arena. But Bioware got scapegoated for it all.

Bioware doesn’t do season passes as a matter of studio policy. No previous Mass Effect (or Dragon Age) game had a season pass, either.

The real question: Will James Harden do a better job of keeping a straight face in State Farm commercials than DeAndre Jordan?

Maybe that worked out OK for the R53. Mini shared that engine with the Euro-spec Chrysler Neon, after all. I had a 2009 R56 Cooper (NA 1.6l 4-cyl), and I absent-mindedly put 87 octane in it once. Once. Damn thing ran like it was driving through wet cement for the entire tank. It drank 91 octane for the rest of its…

Was Niittymaki available in goal that year?

A very expensive post-it note that reads “Gemma Chan played a villain, but she’s under contract for the next film”. Based on the precedent noted in this Spoiler FAQ, Bay will probably forget the post-credits scene and bring Quintessa back from the dead. And Megatron, whether he died in this one or not. (I lost track,…

Anybody who has ever read the Goofs page of any Michael Bay film on IMDB and tried to count the continuity errors already understands his lack of object permanence.

The 15" MBP hits the 10-hour mark on most benchmarks. Most complaints you hear about Apple laptop battery life eventually reveal that the complainer uses some Chromium-derived software (Chrome, Slack, Atom, etc.) regularly and expects Apple to throw even more hardware at Chromium’s problems.

Fake “Crank the brightness and contrast and hope you don’t notice the blown out white” HDR. There’s nothing in the specs listed on Samsung’s web site that indicate a higher bit depth, and the brightness is only 500 nits in “outdoor mode”. True HDR starts at 1000 nits.

Daft Punk writes great music, and the Tron: Legacy soundtrack was indeed great. It just didn’t work as a Tron soundtrack after the standard Wendy Carlos set in the first film. (Shoulda been you, Orbital.)

1: Based on statements by Gary Bettman, $4m per team sounds like it’s nowhere near enough for the NHL to consider jersey ads.

They’re still around. The main shop is at Babcock and Thompson Run now, and they’ve opened four more locations.

It’s a slight basin along the McKnight Road surface itself, combined with overwhelmed storm drains. We’ve had thunderstorms pop up and stall over the area every day but Saturday this week, so the ground is saturated and the run-off keeps getting worse. For some reason, McKeesport has taken the brunt of it every damn…