I think Leprechaun reminds many of real, goblin-looking men we’ve actually dated. Gnarly skin, Napoleon complexes, trying to impress us with money. The point of this post is a fantasy, not reality.

But that damn, dirty-ass fur coat! I’d ask that he at least get it dry cleaned before we go out.

Pinhead seems classy and a little vain. We’d both like the opera and theater. And I’d like to imagine he as sex like James Deen: Assertively, yet sensitively. We’d both go to Rick Owens and Alexander Wang runway shows, as he’s into glam goth.

Can we just pretend that Midtown Manhattan does not exist? Outside of a guy caterwauling Fun’s “We Are Young” at the top of nicotine-affected lungs, I have never had an enjoyable experience in midtown.* The shopping and food is mediocre, the foot traffic is soul-crushing, and it’s...a little too safe. IJS, lack of…

Creating petty-ass will and testaments will be the new knitting.

Not to make light of the subject, because I didn’t know this happened. I really thought the manslaughter charge was a reference to how her outfits have been SLAYING people left and right. I feel really dumb about that, and I’m really and truly sorry that thought entered my mind. I know I could’ve kept it to myself,…

How do others feel about Kendrick Lamar’s “i” being played in the trailer for this movie? I can understand wanting a good payout. But why this song for this movie?

A former was a black man, and he loved shower sex.

Love how you’re embracing your own aesthetic against what you’re not. That’s always a good way to go.

The Herve Leger bandage dress has been the victim of the recent second wave of popularity. For many young people, their intro. to the brand is Real Housewives or high-profile women known to be dramatic. It’s ubiquity is ultimately what has made it undesirable.

I, however, was introduced to the first wave of the dress…

Joeys urinate and defecate in the mother’s pouch....
And that’s where I nearly spit out my lunch. I’m out.

I’m really bothered by some who assert their Christianity, assuming anyone not crying Bible verses in their face is not a true believer. The presumption that random people don’t know about Christianity is not the kind of judgment I don’t think Jesus really had time for. Because if you’re answer to “Have you found…

Will Arnett should at least get an Emmy nom. for his work on Bojack Horseman. It is just brilliant voice work. But I’d be lying to myself if I didn’t believe he has connections to his character in terms of self-destructiveness, alcohol abuse, and self-loathing.

I’m in my thirties, and there are people my age acting older mainly because they don’t incorporate any sort of cardio, strength training, or flexibility training into their lifestyles. Practical advise from someone much older can be very motivating. Thanks!

I’ve been to Rome as well. Given how relatively close all the ruins are to one another, combined with the congestion, I know this was quite a feat.

Remarkable story. Thank you for sharing.

I love Valentino. I still remember his appearance in J.Lo’s HBO concert doc.“Dance Again”. In it, J.Lo is backstage at one of his shows, and she invites him to her concert. She’s all, “You have to support me. I’m a single mother!” Knowing, despite her divorce from Marc Anthony, she’s flown her and her children in a…

This so reminds me of Leigh Bowery:

Let it go...it’s happening.