How come librarians are cool and libertines are fun, but libertarians are neither cool nor fun? Discuss.

"don't ever turn on an Everton game."

Bognor Regis was recently relegated by Bognor Michael Strahan.

Okay, let me get slightly personal here: There was a period in my life when right after I graduated and my student insurance lapsed but before my job insurance kicked in. To keep getting my BC pills, I had to go to a Planned Parenthood. Now, I am a progressive Christian. I don't like the idea of abortion for me (I…

We should congratulate the Daily News. It is hard goddamn work making yourself look more ridiculous and less sympathetic than A-Rod. Kudos on a job well done.

Of course they forgave him for his indiscretion. I mean, it's not like he's Greek.

My abortion was that easy breezy, and I live in a western, Republican - governed state. My partner and I decided that night, booked the next morning, and while we were young and not financially well off, we put half on his credit card and half on mine. When it was over it was over. That was over three years ago and we…

Please, oh please tell me this guy is one of the 30...

He makes David Arquette look like David Flair.

I was way too into the Ric/David/Lil Naitch feud in 99

Macário: [is punched into another dimension]

In the years ahead, people will say, "Who was Kurt Busch?" and others will say that he was a figment of the imagination of the esteemed writer Patricia Driscoll, who is into fantasy novels. Kurt Busch will become a euphemism for someone who never existed except in the mind of an imaginative writer, much like Ian…

This is EXACTLY what the MLS needs.

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What the fuck. Why would you go out of your way to "+1" this comment when there is a perfectly good star button that would let me know that a number of random assholes enjoyed my comment while making it extraordinarily cumbersome to ascertain whether it's a person whose opinions and tastes I've actually come, over…

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Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

I just caught the other part of this twerp's reply to me. This is the bizarre thing about the teen evopsych maroons: it's like they're actually physically blind to anyone who isn't within five years of their own age.

Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe