Man, I’ve been rooting for the US to host the World Cup for a while now. Fucking Trump had to ruin that too.

Based on how we did in qualifying he might be good enough to make the team now.

“I hear opposing teams aren’t letting Barron score any goals. Very unfair. Unless this changes, my offer to host and pay for* the end of season celebrations will be withdrawn. NO COLLUSION!”

There’s no way we’re getting the bid now. Combine FIFA’s absolute corruption with the extra incentive to screw over Trump, have fun with your massively costly and pointless World Cup Morrocco.

I hope he grows up good enough to make the USMNT. He would of course be playing with a bunch of black and latino players who will undoubtedly say “Yo Barry, your dad was a piece of shit.”

Is this any different from any time a 2nd Amendment enthusiast talks about how it’s important that they own guns to protect themselves from the government?

Nope. It’s a pretty apt response for the enemy of the people and country.

Yeah, I’m not exactly sure what the unmitigated disaster was, exactly? I’ll tune in later to find that out, I guess.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

No, you are not supposed to eat Papa John’s.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

They would have lost that lawsuit. A better approach is a policy requiring speakers on campus to be invited by a legitimate campus group.

The pool reporters were not allowed out of the transport vans at the stadium because this was a planned PR stunt and the logistics folks knew VP would be leaving ASAP

well, Bran wouldn’t have known if he’ hadn’t gone looking based on Sam’s new information. I still say Bran is working on a ‘need to know’ basis. all this time we’ve been fretting about why Bran doesn’t just tell them littlefinger’s up to no good, and he tells them just in time. like all good time travelers, you…

WINCEST

This being soccer, La Liga officials were entirely baffled as to how to physically accept entirely-legal money, particularly in broad daylight.

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

Imagine that you meet a very old man who you eventually realize knows literally everything.

An isolated incident indicative of nothing, or...