Or more realistically, "If the Commissioner doesn't have to answer your questions, neither should I."

God looked down on her glorious tits and said, "I need someone to come all over these bad boys." So God made a farmer.

Marchman ruined Deadspin

I'm surprised it took Drew this long after Craggs left to post porn.

(NSFW!) in this case is a MASSIVE understatement.

Yep, I'm as good as fired.

Can't believe Daulerio gave this the green light.

*clicks on it at work*

I fucking lost it at A. A. Ron Rodgers. At least he's enjoying his off-season.

Wow, I had no idea that Deadspin had an Editorial Board.

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

That is way more clever than anything the WWE has thought of in years

A simple explanation: You are watching a story where the underdog is beating every foe thrown in his path. The story keeps telling you that he's the scrappy hero who is about to beat the odds and overcome every adversity. Then, he gets hit by a car and the story switches over to someone else. THAT is how the crowd…

European WWF is funny.

They make Raiders fans look like a bunch of pussies.

3-2.

Ref probably felt so bad for the dude that he didn't want to add insult to injury.

I pull this shit on my 9yr daughter all the time. It never gets old.