I hate Belichick as much as the next person but I have a deep admiration for a guy to take a crash course in the science of ball inflation just to show his utter contempt for the media.

Belichick knows that nothing is going to happen to him. He gives no fucks.

"This time, the Brazilian is clearer than Neutrogena; the supply is from Argentina."

Ooooh Ahhhhhh Cantona!!!

I believe that in court the guy who got attacked claimed that what he sprinted down a dozen or so rows to shout at Cantona - who had just been sent of - was: "Off! Off! It's an early bath for you, Cantona!" Please note: this is not what he shouted at Cantona.

This comment is the reason we have the internet.

Can we add Lakers vs. Knicks vs. 76ers to the list of greatest tank battles?

Its crazy it has been this long since this happened, this was what made me a soccer and Manchester United fan. I grew up in Ohio and to say we didn't appreciate soccer would be a huge understatement! I like everyone else I knew thought soccer was for 3rd graders and hippies and I was neither. I met a girl in school…

In mourning, the Lakers will be wearing their "Hollywood Nights" black jerseys this evening.

this is the greatest moment in United History

Beautifully, Cantona's only comment when asked about the incident was "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much."

I loved the series he narrated, "Engineering an Empire."

I'm surprised it doesn't have PS. GAYLE DID NOT WRITE THIS LETTER, I DID at the bottom.

"Who needs a dispute for family ownership to be ugly?"
-Mark Davis

The petition says that Benson's mental health has also been deteriorating. When he was recently asked who the president of the United States was, he replied "Ronald Reagan"

Bonus points to X-Pac for getting absolutely zero reaction only seconds after the crowd popped for Damien Sandow dressed as X-Pac.

Kevin Nash looks like a 1996 version of Kenny Rogers, so that's a plus I guess.

You forgot to mention Sting, or as the wife called him the old guy from KISS.

Scott Hall makes doing "suck it" look like he's on the verge of a heart attack