So, this is just today's version of Marcia saying she got Davy Jones to play the prom, or Bobby telling everyone he knew Joe Namath.

Sanders retired too soon because the Lions were terrible and wouldn't let him go

you guys already did so well with the Big Dig, what could go wrong!?

Haha. No kidding. I work downtown. If I'm still there in 10 years and this happens, I'll be in Aruba for two weeks.

Fast forward 9 years, and this will be you:

You do not speak for the majority of Bostonians and New Englanders. We're all aware that the Olympics are a boondoggle that serves only to enrich construction companies.

As a Chicago resident with a condo downtown who breathed a huge sigh of relief when the 2016 bid was not awarded, I would like to offer you a great deal on volcano insurance.

Oh you poor naive soul.

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Just added a rather long edit to my last comment. It's really hard to reconcile. Particularly for the older generations.

Very true, although the first blow was Bishop Casey's affair and son. People were still completely willing to look the other way and pretend the abuse never happened, but the thought that a bishop had had an affair with an American divorceé? And was paying for child support?

Hey, that's unfair. There was also Opie's beard.

Why are we as women obliged to mother anything?

They're not *that* willing to take a bullet. Generally speaking, they'd rather throw a flash-bang grenade into a sleeping baby's crib than take even the slightest risk of injury. The cops use human shields: us.

And unlike Cleveland cops, most NFL players have college degrees. Cops can have a GED and six weeks of academy. AND they know less about the law than anyone.

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Especially when said protest involves the shooting of a child. I think "I don't like it when children are shot dead" is the least controversial stance this side of "Oxygen is a good thing."

This is rich.