bro do you even teach

ITT: Ignorant motherfuckers who have no idea what teaching is about and would run screaming from any K-12 classroom if they had to teach there for just two weeks.

It's Real Madrid's uniform, cool.

I don't think he does, or he's not acting like he does.

The Midwest can be like Miami during the summer. The chrome will be no problem whatsoever.

A win over a team we haven't beaten since '99? I'll take that.

Too bad we can't use the chant "Two world wars and one World Cup" like the English can. Your idea's pretty cool, though.

Colombia had a stronger attitude towards this issue.

In any time, a "good" athlete is one who either makes a "shit-ton" of money, or has the potential to do so.

On camera, that is.

Sean Johnson would like a word with you.

Why am I thinking about when Urlacher will crack and either go senile, shoot someone, or shoot himself, rather than anything else?

Amateurs.

The fact that you posted three times makes me wonder how many concussions you've suffered.

You'd think lawsuits would do that, too.

What, you'd prefer to cry?

I'd like to invite her out to share a cool hotel room for the weekend every now and then

Nope, but that's a hell of a good idea. It would certainly make Europa more relevant.

So, you're up to, what, 10, 12 concussions now?

Why Messi is still the best.