I remember George Michael's Sports Machine, but not that one.

I think what sucks about it was that America was supposed to be different. That was the whole point of us getting founded. And if we're not about that anymore, America might as well not exist.

Thanks for letting us know, because we probably wouldn't have figured it out just with the arrow and all that.

He wanted to say something cooler than "teleport."

Plus, you know, still dealing with the hamstring.

Since they're probably the Crew's biggest rivals right now, the Fire probably would just point and laugh.

By minor league soccer team, you mean the Crew, right?

So, when did they turn you down for the internship?

So, when are you and Grant Wahl going to get your own show? Or, at least a podcast or something?

Never thought of Gawker as "old-timey," and I think they're actually thanking him for giving readers a demand for their (Gawker Media) product.

Unfortunately, not many of them did it in the good old days, either.

Mario Balotelli would like a word.

Marlins fans need to know how to do rioting right, with Belfast confetti and Millwall bricks.

If you did it in New York Bloomberg might pardon you.

...and nothing of value was lost.

So, maybe we should just junk college sports and go to a minor league system like normal countries do? Or would that make too much sense to Americans?

Absolutely horrific. +1

Shoot, Greg, the English can't even do it right, from that Wigan/Millwall FA Cup matchup when the Millwall fans fought each other rather than the Wigan fans like proper hooligans should.

I think this would make more sense if they were fighting Wigan fans rather than each other and the cops. This makes London look like Philly.

I say annoy the fuck out of them. Who the hell really needs to keep the Panthers around? We're talking about the Panthers, right? I thought so.