This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

I’ll never understand this kind of thing. Aldridge has been in the league 13 years and is a seven-time all star, but doesn’t know to foul down four with 30 seconds left unless he hears his coach tell him to? It doesn’t sound like a JR Amith situation where he didn’t know the score or time remaining, he just didn’t…

This is profoundly stupid. Two of the best refs taken out because Vegas collapsed.

Izzo: “What the fuck are you doing! You’re plodding around out there like fucking Frankenstein!”

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

Yeah, I wasn’t going to rip on Kraft too much when I first saw the headline. Sex work is real work even if it pisses off the morality police. If two consenting adults exchange money or goods in return for sex, why should I care?

“Nobody believed in us.”

He signed a fucking contract. If you sign someone to a contract to redo your kitchen and they decide halfway through that they’d rather do someone else’s kitchen, does that mean they can stop? Especially if you are paying them tens of millions of dollars?

Seriously, this spin, man.

Here’s my lukewarm take on the whole AD situation:

That ship sailed when the Pelicans decided to spend the pre-deadline period basically trolling the Lakers instead of replying in good faith to what could still very well wind up being the best trade offer out there.

This is also the same reason why Republicans keep getting elected. Americans are brainwashed by ownership to be on their side.

they chose to use that time to be incredibly petty instead

How To Vote Your Interest:

Classic self burn.

Markelle Fultz was trying to vote for someone else, but missed.

If it turns out that Drew got hit by a car, that would really make all of the “Shit Ranked!” article and comments pretty ironic.