You know, shit on U2's music all you want. If you’d gone with a “haven’t Ukrainians suffered enough” type of snark, no problem. It’s what this website does. But Bono and Co. have actually saved millions of lives over the years with their human rights advocacy. That’s no exaggeration. So snark over that part of their…

You’ll never guess which AV Club writer showed up to write a snotty article about a band who was invited to perform a set raising human-rights awareness in war-torn Kiev.

How much were they asking for him?

It was cold last night. That makes a big difference in how far a ball carries.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

Yeah well, Colin Moran and Joe Musgrove are...

You mean the jackass deadspin rushed to valiantly defend against incompetent GMs, saying he just needed an organization who would let AB be AB. That aged as well as a magary chili fart casserole.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

AROD: 2 is better than 3

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

I think that this is a gamble that Luck might actually want to play again some day. If they burn bridges with him now, it would guarantee that he’d never come back as a Colt. This way, he just might.

Lets step back a little and look at the situation in basic terms. An employer has an employee demand a raise and then stop showing up for work when he doesn’t get what he wants. What happens to that employee? I know there’s more nuance to it than that, but his current rookie contract is a result of his Union’s…

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

If the Reds don’t make the playoffs next season, they lost this trade. Period.

I hope he beats this 

Those last two paragraphs really hit home for me (the whole piece did, too.)