The best thing about AOC is that she shows another kind of politician is possible. For decades we have been told that we only have a choice between your average evil republican and your run of the mill spineless democrat. After a lifetime eating thin gruel, we look over to the other table and see they have steak. Why…

Gordon’s elbow hits the ground, with clear possession still, after being tripped up by the defender. What are you smoking today, son, and can you send me some?

Oh my goodness, it’s a real life “Can I Borrow a Feeling?”:

Emotionally immature. When they can’t name their emotions, when they can’t process actions and consequences beforehand, they count on silly gestures they’ve seen in movies. Ignorance and crassness that is unsupervised and met wth lazy, unwarranted loyalty and it’s easy to see they’re being manipulated by the…

Some important points. 1) Being anti-vax is a choice. 2) It endangers the lives of the innocent. 3) It’s built on a pack of debunked lies.

Hey That Guy! What took you so long?

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

What the fuck are you talking about?

Pictured: McDermott reviewing tape of Peterman

Marky Mark left in the 7th.

The whole time I read this all I could think was “do people actually read Fansided?” I can’t remember ever reading an article on any of their sites. 

X-Men, Black Panther, Falcon, Red Skull, Hate Monger, Iceman, North Star, Captain America, The Watchdogs, Flag Smasher, H.A.M.M.E.R., Nuke, etc., etc., etc. — Marvel has a long history of books, storylines, and characters with political bite. If you look at what’s going on in Captain America, Black Panther, and other…

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

Tom Savage was tremendous because he, more than anyone, represented the divide between NFL draft people and people who actually watched college football games

Yeah, that got me confused as well. This whole article is misplaced sympathy, and given Osuna appears in court tomorrow, odd timing. Not odd in discussing the Osuna situation, but acting as though he may actually be some some sort of victim because basically one dude from yahoo sports wrote a scathing article. Shit,…

Chris Paul's annual injury is really being downplayed here. 

Objection; relevance

Dear Salty,

Please part the column curtain and show us the other questions you received this week so we can marvel at how bad they were that this was the overanxious one that made it.

Love,

Larry

not knowing all the words, i suspect.