The Home Run Derby is the Best Picture Oscar of sports, where no one remembers who won the very next day.

I realize there is zero chance of this happening, but I would love to see him on the Rockets with Harden and Paul. Just for the amusement and entertainment of it all.

Yeah, it is weird that he chose to cut to the inside, though. The catcher is more likely to be on that side of the line in order to receive the throw quicker. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a runner not slide to the outside to avoid the tag.

The Move - “I Can Hear The Grass Grow”

"Josh Bell can’t play. He’s not a good defender. He’s a big lump. He has bad agility, bad footwork. He can’t run. Supposedly he’s a big power threat, but he hit 12 home runs at first base. This is not a kid! This is his third year in the big leagues! I don’t think he’s got the ability to get better."

Wait, you’re telling me this guy...

So why not take the option for this season, come back and make a run at another ring next season (or don’t) and then sign somewhere after the dust from this offseason settles? I suppose the downside is that he comes back as a shell of his former self and doesn’t get the kind of offers he will almost certainly get this…

Kyrie to the Mets. Make it happen.

On the plus side, no balks.

New Jersey has received an immediate boost to its blue line for a relatively small cost and, if nothing else, will at least be a more interesting team than they were this past season have ever been.

Hey, that’s Hall of Famer Gary Bettman to you, pal!

My guess is: something thoroughly underwhelming.

You forgot one...

Jeez, how many burner accounts does Durant have?

And here I thought she was just another example of the evil albino trope.

I eat at Chez Nous.

“Pittsburgh’s 97.3...”

I understood that reference.

Oh, look, another circle game aficionado.

Just in case anybody needs to be reminded why offside can be challenged in the first place...