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Has the coupon disappeared or am I an idiot? Or both?

Has the coupon disappeared or am I an idiot? Or both?

It’s worth noting the Whitmore is a former NHL goaltender, not some guy who “never played the game.”

I truly feel sorry for you and anyone who walked out of the theater feeling like this.

A good portion of this aging Pittsburgh roster actually experienced that series.

Getting those correct according to the rules is an attainable goal, so long as you are willing to endure a sport where more and more of what happens at the breathtaking speeds that make it worth watching is just a precursor to a slow-motion documentary being nitpicked by part-time officials on a damn tablet.

Andy Reid has a neck?

Yeah, the irony is that if it weren’t for Deadspin, I’d have no idea that Barstool Sports existed, which, it seems, is the ideal state.

Reggie Fleming, Bob Probert, Derek Boogaard, Rick Rypien, Wade Belak, and Steve Montador might disagree, if any of them were still alive.

I can assure you that the statement “Nobody ever gets sick of Kevin Durant’s future” is not accurate.

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.

I hear that. Where I ultimately landed was just to not care about baseball at all anymore.

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Yep. Anyone who is in power and/or rich surely got that way on merit, so we should prostrate ourselves before them at every opportunity.

Yep. Anyone who is in power and/or rich surely got that way on merit, so we should prostrate ourselves before them at every opportunity.

He’s talking about 3's, not free throws.

My main takeaway from this story is that the NBA All-Star break has somehow still not already happened.

A five-game sweep? Are the Finals a best-of-nine now?

“Wop-a-Din-Din” by Red House Painters, from 2001's Old Ramon