Why not trade LeBron? For reals.

Aren’t there enough monkeys already?

Chalk up the terrible onside kick and the clock management to the likelihood that Tomlin never expected to be in a close game with just a few minutes left on the clock.

He’d be an excellent candidate to sign with the Pirates and retire mid-season.

In other news, the NHL held the Winter Classic on Monday. I live in an NHL market of some note (Pittsburgh) and had completely forgotten that this was happening.

MISTER ANDERSON.

Okay, I’ll bite. What is a guy who was declared medically ineligible to play in college doing playing in the NFL?

Starlet: a young movie actress being coached and publicized for starring roles 

In the comic, they explained that it’s a plague that has infected everybody so that when they die, they turn. In other words, it’s not an infection that is passed from zombie to human; everyone is basically a zombie waiting to happen. Of course, that may not apply to the show. I don’t think they ever got into the…

A “challenge” over which the challenged has no control whatsoever. Sounds fun.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the “Who?” was actually in reference to LiAngelo.

Seriously, this person has clearly never seen a horror movie in their life.

Not seven in a row. See, making mistakes is easy!

They’ve won seven in a row, including their last ten at home? Intriguing.

It may be too early to call Fultz a bust, but it’s probably not too early to call him butt.

I must have missed the part where you explain how anyone at all was fooled by this.

Counterpoint: Fuck you.

Sam Smith never got sued. He gave Petty a writing credit, but Petty was pretty adamant that the situation never got close to litigation.