I know you can’t see it, but I’m making the “wanking” motion.

The Outfield - Since You’ve Been Gone

I’ll think about it and get back to you in two years!

Gotta say, I didn’t even know that they made dehumidifiers that small. Why not try one of those models that you use in a basement?

Yeah, the explanation did not seem especially “bizarre” to me.

Bryce Florie.

“I didn’t think they had great assets if you have to do a rebuild.”

LOL: “personal brand”

Eh, I’ll just wait for Black Friday when it’s on sale yet again.

Eh, I’ll just wait for Black Friday when it’s on sale yet again.

So should we just call him “Substantial Illiquid Assets” from now on, or what?

Filed to: OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD

Brooks Laich is a hockey player, not a football player. #Corrections

Fun fact: Russell Westbrook, James Harden, and Kevin Durant were once all on the same team.

Hear, hear. If they “can’t recall,” assume the worst.

Nah, just thoughts and prayers.

A.I. he A.I.n’t.

“Consol Energy Center,” eh?

Yeah, watch ant baseball game and you’ll see that sign about a hundred times...

I’d be shocked if the Pirates haven’t already called the Mets about Harvey.

Man, the Penguins are gonna be flat-out unfair next season. Just imagine a power play that features Crosby, Malkin, Kessel, Letang, and Ovechkin. Good luck, rest of NHL!