Really feel for the young woman who traveled 10 miles and waited for 20 minutes. Praying that she somehow finds the strength to carry on.

Welcome to America!

Please please please please PLEASE bring back the Shit List!

I know you can’t see it, but I’m making the “wanking” motion.

The Outfield - Since You’ve Been Gone

I think the big surprise is that a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, they had a post-graduate education program that mirrors ours exactly.

I’ll think about it and get back to you in two years!

Gotta say, I didn’t even know that they made dehumidifiers that small. Why not try one of those models that you use in a basement?

Yeah, the explanation did not seem especially “bizarre” to me.

“The movie could be good, we don’t know yet...”

Bryce Florie.

I’d say the fact that this post is the only reason I know this movie is coming out at all is a greater cause for concern.

“I didn’t think they had great assets if you have to do a rebuild.”

The cynicism regarding the reduction of eye strain is funny, considering you guys cite that every time you hawk the LED strips on the Deals kinja.

LOL: “personal brand”

Eh, I’ll just wait for Black Friday when it’s on sale yet again.

Eh, I’ll just wait for Black Friday when it’s on sale yet again.

So should we just call him “Substantial Illiquid Assets” from now on, or what?

Filed to: OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD

Brooks Laich is a hockey player, not a football player. #Corrections

Fun fact: Russell Westbrook, James Harden, and Kevin Durant were once all on the same team.