Hear, hear. If they “can’t recall,” assume the worst.

Nah, just thoughts and prayers.

A.I. he A.I.n’t.

“Consol Energy Center,” eh?

I just paid almost $60 for what I’m pretty sure is that exact garbage can.

Yeah, watch ant baseball game and you’ll see that sign about a hundred times...

“Admiral Halsey.”

I’d be shocked if the Pirates haven’t already called the Mets about Harvey.

Diane Lane #Corrections

Man, the Penguins are gonna be flat-out unfair next season. Just imagine a power play that features Crosby, Malkin, Kessel, Letang, and Ovechkin. Good luck, rest of NHL!

I feel compelled to point out that we’re more than 30 years removed from the last universally well-received Alien movie. We tend to think of this as a venerable franchise, but at this point the middling-to-worse entries outnumber the great ones 2-to-1 (3-to-1 if you want to include the AVP movies).

Blomkamp hasn’t exactly covered himself in glory since District 9, though...

Anybody else think it’s odd that her name happens to be the same as a character from Greek mythology who has snakes for hair? I mean, what are the odds, right?

The question is, are you a BIG BALLER? Well?! ARE YOU?!?!

Uh, how about a spoiler alert next time, Marvel?

Don’t forget about his tantrum over the throwback jerseys...

I think about this all the time when some big movie star cameos on a TV show. Like, when Bruce Willis showed up on Friends, my first thought was, “So they live in a world that doesn’t have a Bruce Willis?” And then next season they were watching Die Hard, and I wondered who played John McClane in their universe.

Dwight Howard: Butt?

Jeb probably doesn’t, but I bet Jeb! does.

[Clippers star] injures [body part]; out for postseason