Trust me when I, a Pirates fan, say there’s nothing impressive about hitting a home run off of Jeff Locke.

Boykin was traded to the Steelers, not cut.

Ah yes, the “gritty reality” of the Iron Man movies...

If money is an issue, sure.

Someone governs Russian football?

If only Eury Perez was a baller.

Well, there was the whole scene where Alec Baldwin’s character referred to him as “the living embodiment of destiny,” or something along those lines. Dude’s capable.

“The final dog days of summer?” Dude, it’s August 1st.

Tito Santana!

Jeff Fisher:

“Brian De Palma, John Woo, J.J. Abrams, and Brad Bird don’t quite top the Alien movies lineup of Ridley Scott, James Cameron, David Fincher, and Jean-Pierre Jeunet...”

The Cardinal Way doesn’t pay for itself, y’know.

And again, why? What’s the motive?

“We’ll never know, because someone gave Mortensen false information designed to make the Patriots look bad. There’s zero chance that ‘someone’ doesn’t work for the NFL.”

Yes. Yes, it is.

Any reason you didn’t reveal the name of this jackass like they do here?

“...[T]he development of much-needed sport, transportation and residential infrastructure for the City of Boston.”

Mushrooms, but I’m not sure they they count since I don’t believe they’re actually food.