I understand the cynicism, but anything that gets Cowherd off the air is okay in my book.

Did he actually say “Rerrick Dose?”

The Amateur

Somewhere, Wes Anderson just shed a single tear.

What a delightful sprite!

Also, if red is bad, then he missed EVERYTHING right at the basket. Which, I guess, is possible...?

This man is 31 years old.

I bought a Dyson Animal a few years back and while I was impressed with its cleaning power, emptying the canister was a consistent disaster. And after a while, I had to almost completely disassemble the thing to get the dust and debris out of every nook and cranny.

Wow, Mally Mall!

Maybe just stay off Reddit?

You can remember Pat Listach, Todd Hollandsworth, Raul Mondesi, Joe Orsulak, John Vander Wal, and Pete Incaviglia, too. Also Tony Phillips and Shawon Dunston.

Lastings Milledge.

Everyone on this list and in the comments played for the Pirates, including Jeromy Burnitz.

Someone else already remembered him.

Turner Ward.

Lord of the Rings Blu-rays again. Just dump ‘em in a landfill already.

Lord of the Rings Blu-rays again. Just dump ‘em in a landfill already.

You and everybody else, probably.

You and everybody else, probably.

I’d like to see him steal third from first, just run directly across the field.

#FirstWorldProblems, anyone?

Is Karmin still a thing? And if so, why?