Big deal, I once made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

Don’t forget about the turtles.

That last tweet says it all.

So Brian Windhorst is to Lebron James as Peter King is to Roger Goodell, is that about right?

Fucking Minions.

...who clearly had no idea he was going to do so because why would he?

Great play by the RF there. “Here, you field it!”

Yeah!

Wait, he hasn’t been traded yet?

The matchup also guaranteed that one of the three top-ranked teams would be eliminated in the quarters. So, good move, FIFA.

And, of course, you know this since you live inside the head of Jon Lester. He wasn’t upset at himself for missing a spot or not executing a pitch earlier in the at bat, or anything like that, right?

Just cuz he didn’t touch my car doesn’t mean he didn’t cross the line.

Wait, you’re telling me I can expect to see sequels and/or movies based on licensed properties in the future? And this is different from the past decade how?

“Oh, and he threw a no-hitter by getting the 28th batter to fly out—but nobody really cares about that.”

Heck, none of the players noticed.

How about just guys who got suspended for most of a season?

Highlight truther!

Yikes, better check on my iCybie...

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