“Thoroughly average” is a bit generous.

“...a best supporting actor Oscar for J.K. Simmons’ performance...” #Corrections

“...a best supporting actor Oscar for J.K. Simmons’ performance...” #Corrections

I feel like there’s something fundamentally wrong with a sport where goals like this can be scored with such regularity.

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?

Video courtesy of Racing NSFW, amirite?

Bingo: “Ulysses Klaw first appears in a flashback in Fantastic Four #53 (Aug 1966) as a physicist working in the field of applied sonics. In order to continue his design of a sound transducer which converts sound waves into physical mass, Klaw steals the metal vibranium to power his device. This is a metal substance…

Yeah, I’ve never heard anyone use the term unless the leadoff hitter bats for a second time.

I have never seen these signs of which you speak. However, I have seen, on multiple occasions per visit, ushers leading fans to their seats during play. It’s my biggest (and possibly only) gripe about PNC Park.

Or have the player who has possession of the ball at the time get the free throws. Or call it a technical foul and whomever gets to take the shot.

Remind me who the Royals’ manager is again?

Does anyone doubt that if this wasn’t a playoff game or it involved someone lower on the depth chart then Subban that they’d be looking at a suspension?

The irony here is that if Lawrie slides into the bag instead of over it, he’s probably safe.

I like how the first base coach points to Rizzo’s glove on the ground, as if it has anything to do with anything.

Stephane Quintal? You mean this Stephane Quintal?

Remember when the Heat won the Goran Dragić sweepstakes? Good times.

Two more complaints about the NBA playoffs: 1. They’ll play one game of a series on Tuesday and the next on Saturday for the sake of television, and 2. The whole “5th seed home court advantage” thing.

My weiner knows what to do with it.

RUN! RUN! RUN!

“Just 35 hits?”

Who cares?