"Wow!" - no one.

I love how he says "If the Bruins score in this sequence..." as if that were the only possibility. Surprised he didn't say "When the Bruins score...."

And to think there was a time when Steelers fans were upset that the organization decided to pay Antonio Brown instead of this jackass.

Yeah, but how come he doesn't do the Dougie during intros anymore?

Sounds like they're trying to sue the toothpaste back into the tube. Good luck with that.

In a subsequent tweet, Derrickson said that was a fan art image.

Brooklyn Nets, line one.

"They NEVER become good head coaches after getting plucked for interim duties."

"After a while, they left me alone," he said. "But it was always that elephant in the room."

Finally, a solution to the problem of soiled outlet covers.

Though this is perhaps incidental to the bigger story here, this sounds like it could be the worst book ever written.

If we hummed a few bars, I bet he could fake it.

That font, tho'.

"NCAA rules require a conference to have 12 teams to hold a title game, and the Big 12 has 10."

Yes. Yes, they do.

I dunno, I think 28 Days Later loses a lot of steam once they arrive at Eccleston's stronghold.

Sign me up for any league where participants own backup kickers.

Pretty compelling "milling about" footage there.

Are we sure he's with the Empire and not in disguise a la Luke and Han in Episode IV?

Did someone say "Black Vulcan?"