"Well today, Palmer released her version of the whole story..."

It means he's not black enough. Or that he's too black. One of the two.

Plus, don't forget he's a total cornball brother.

Better yet, build a LEGO figurine.

I get that Bryant's FG put the Falcons in an advantageous position, but they lost the game 44 seconds later. Kind of hard to think of that as the "biggest" play of the week.

Interesting, I didn't know this was a league-wide thing. I live in Pittsburgh, and the only time I've ever seen the Penguins do it is at the end of the season. The Rangers are the only team I've ever seen do it regularly.

They should just play Madden.

Or just buy a draft blocker? I mean, they're not that expensive...

Yup. I remember that interview (and, come on, it was eight years ago), and the reporters were pretty much just trying to get him to rip his offensive line. He was about as diplomatic as he could have been.

Least intuitive color coding EVER.

I was watching this live on ESPN, which was unusual because I'm not a big basketball fan. It was incredible how quickly everything escalated and to the extremes that it did. When it was over, I could hardly believe what I'd just seen.

I know one guy who can't wait for Jameis Winston to get drafted...

"AmzonElectronics" is a nice touch. Though Amazon is quick to remove fake listings like that—and you'll never get that $90 PS4 from them—it's still simple to snag a screenshot and bring it to one of the big box stores.

File to: REFLEXIVE NFL-BASHING

Not defending Blount here, but I do wonder why the Steelers bothered signing him. I imagine the organization and/or coaching staff view him as an insurance policy in case Bell gets hurt, but I doubt they told him that when they were negotiating his deal. The Lance Moore signing also appears to have been a waste for…

Deus Ex for the PS3 is available for $9, but also includes $6 for shipping. You can get it for slightly less ($14.65) from another seller.

Deus Ex for the PS3 is available for $9, but also includes $6 for shipping. You can get it for slightly less…

Two words: "Armin Tamzarian."

I stated in an earlier post that Cory Schneider sucks (33rd in SV%, 40th in GAA, yet 1st in MIN) and was met with some disagreement.

Nope, out of stock online.

Nope, out of stock online.

The Kohl's deal is dead.

The Kohl's deal is dead.