“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

I’m glad it wasn’t anything worse than rotavirus that helped to convince her. This could have had a much more tragic ending.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

Like, if it was two hot movie star guys who inexplicably both decided that A list actresses/top of the line hookers were boring and what they really wanted was a chubby 44 year old and just BEGGED me, okay. But that’s about the only scenario.

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

The only thing that’s more shit-smeared than the bathroom doorknob are all of our phones. I’m still alive.

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

You do realize that a pro-woman discussion of female comics allows Maria Bamford and Amy Schumer to co-exist? Schumer’s success is only a detriment to Bamford if you believe that women inherently must compete with one another and that there’s only room for one of them.

Tell us: how did it feel to get tossed out of the show last night?

Yeah, speaking as a person who always comes up with the great comeback about two hours post-incident, I would like some of those skills, please.

I’m all for animal rights. I adore my dog. I only buy humane certified meat, eggs and dairy.

These women weren’t using the app. That’s not how it works.

I don’t know that I would call Mr. WildNights a “pornhead”, but he does watch it/look at it sometimes. I’m not sure that it has had any real effect on my pleasure either way. There have been things that he expressed an interest in trying that porn actresses respond to as though they’re the most wonderful things in the…

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

And Hillary Clinton is married to a rapist. And women will willingly work with Nate Parker despite the very disturbing details surrounding his rape accusation. And over the course of just this past week Jezebel has published on the “complexity” of those situations.

What is this bullshit with holding a woman responsible for what a man does?

Why shouldn’t she be friends with a chicken fucker, though? When you love someone you don’t love them for being perfect. You love them for being them. You don’t have any asshole friends or family?

I don’t see how she’s dancing around anything. She and Kurt are friends, denounced his views and fired him nonetheless, and explained that she thinks focus on him over rape is counterproductive.

What on earth do you mean by a hard no on Son of Zorn?! I actually laughed out loud like three times from that trailer. Anyone who grew up in the 80s with shows like He-man, She-ra, Thundarr, etc. are probably going to wallow in nostalgia and laugh their butt off in that show. I’m all in for that ridiculous piece of…