I'm crying too. My nine year old boy is already hesitant to hug me and definitely not in public.

J. Lo is lovely, but did anyone else get some uncomforable Requiem for a Dream vibes from the opening shots of this video?

Definitely not a hispanic thing! Your story and so many others in the comments sound so much like what's currently going on with my family and my maternal grandfather, and they are all German and white as can be. I'm glad to see the people here were able to point you to some resources. Hopefully you can get some…

Or maybe a combination of both. I don't think plain old fat can defy gravity like that. And what about hip implants? Are those a thing?

God, I love this woman! I *almost* want to move to Texas just so I can vote for her. Almost.

So... it's basically a really lame remix of "Baby Got Back?"

My 5 and 8 year old boys are quite familiar with the song.

She looks SO MUCH like Maya Rudolph doing Beyonce in this picture.

My sons are 8 and 5 and they do this. I asked them if they knew any of the above mentioned YouTube stars and they know PewDiePie, but said "he's a swearer." I make them turn those videos off when I hear them.

This sums up, in a nutshell, why I <3 Dirt Bag.

I agree with many of the suggestions here but PLEASE do not get rid of the twice daily Dirt Bag! I have been reading Jezebel religiously since 2008 and I am unashamed to admit that on days when I'm just too busy to keep up I'll scroll through everything else and just read my Dirt Bags for something lighthearted and…

Dear E!,

Well, Cormoran Strike is definitely the star, but one could argue that his assistant Robin is the real hero. I'm sensing that she will evolve into less of an assistant and more of a partner as the series progresses.

Angelina?

Once my contractions were strong enough, I would have taken a giant needle in the eye to make them go away.

If Taylor Kitsch did this in character as Tim Riggins I *might* be convinced to get HBO again.

Aside from the 80's hair and a few extra pounds she looks exactly the same.

What will you do with all that cream cheese?

The group of people who hang out at the same bar and therefore all become best friends, despite the fact that this almost never happens unless they're all overly dependent on alcohol.

I am personally more upset by the apple and lettuce "cake."