Not the nicest way to put it, but those *are* very ill fitting pants. I'll be interested to see how it comes out after all the Photoshop.

Call me immature, but I love the Captain Underpants books. I actually LOL while reading them with my kids. The only thing that really bothers me is the deliberate misspellings in the comics written by George and Harold. I do NOT want my children exposed to bad spelling!

I was one of those people until I was about 30 or so. The zits got worse and worse as I got older and had kids until now at 41 my face is covered with acne scars and I'm using several prescription products/medications for acne.

I work in customer support and this is actually a very common channel through which people complain these days. Most likely because it's public and therefore more likely to be handled quickly.

HOW did Olivia get from DC to Ohio and back again in approximately the same amount of time it took Huck and Quinn to screw in the parking garage?

Brad and Angie's house sounds a lot like mine. Maybe scream therapy would help me cope?

When it started I thought, "Wow, that's way too quiet. Why is it so quiet?" Now I understand.

If the worst luggage losing offender only has luggage problems with 5.9 out of every 1,000 customers, I must have REALLY bad luck.

Actually I believe she was diagnosed with ADHD at one point because I remember hearing stories about how she was freaking out because she wasn't allowed to have her Adderall in rehab.

Seriously from one boot strapper to another - you really are the worst.

A long, long time ago, I was doing the deed with a "friend with benefits" at his house, late at night. Suddenly there is knocking at the door. Then on the window. Then shrieking "I know you're in there!!!!"

Close enough, but what does 45 have to do with it?

Every time there is a celebrity cheating scandal it seems like there are rumors of an open relationship. Do that many people really have open relationships?

That's my handsome husband my no longer a baby son ;)

This article reminds me why I need to start knitting again so bad! And very timely as today is my last appointment with my therapist before she moves away.

Always, ALWAYS "Why can't we share the all you can eat dinner?"

It works!

THAT is an amazing tale of bravery.

And how do hanging all of those photos on the wall help in ANY WAY?

I have to say my favorite part of the Scandal sketch was when Lena accidentally opened Garage Band.