I second the advice to give him a STERN talking to. Make him listen to you and be very explicit that you don't and will never have romantic feelings for him and nothing he can do can change that, but that if he doesn't get that message he can damage your respect for him as a friend.

A pimped out walrus is disgusting.

There have always been a lot of sexist men around, but in addition to the internet allowing likeminded people to congregate, social change has also removed the unearned advantage a lot of men used to have. No matter their income or looks, it used to be the case that almost any employed man could find a woman to marry…

Must avoid this though.

Who was the scientist?

That makes little sense, because only 36% of abortions are received by non-hispanic white women. Banning abortion would actually increase the relative number of non-white babies being born.

I can't believe Greg le Millionaire is a tangent and not an article.

He comes from the ROSWELLL animal shelter. How are there not more jokes about this? I am disappointed in you all.

No, what she says is "every time we fight it just diminishes us a little bit." This is both what I heard and what the closed captioning says.

I would point out that a plane travels part of the time on wheels but that doesn't make it a bus. But

I actually sort of have a thing for people talking about non-sexual things while having sex. Not a major fetish or anything, but I would love to see the occasional porn movie that actually did feature someone discussing Renaissance art.

Actually, all the most disturbing porn I see on [hotmovies.com] is re-released '70s porn, which often features out-and-out rapes of a kind you just don't see in mainstream porn today.

It sounds like your face isn't what your classmates would be interested in having you show.

"Will Fawzia Koofi Be Alive When Afghanistan Holds 2014 Presidential Election?"

What is the tort?

Erin, now that you've moved to New York, I'm glad to see you're able to embrace your puppy play fantasies.

You are awesome.

I'm pretty sure that unless there have been advancements in video technology I'm unaware of, not a lot of people get information on how the vagina is supposed to smell from porn.

I cannot believe a writer on Jezebel is shaming their husband about his weight.

Can we focus on the positive for once and be glad that he considers women to be people?