"Outside of Wales", LOL.

I'm not a hot black guy, though. Queen of Mars, maybe?

I have a shameful passion for Cheryl. Or is it Carol?

Saying her statements are "against Russia" rather than "against the Russian government" are probably not a big help to her.

First, white people!

Men are often forced to otter means of pleasure when they can't find beaver.

http://moistbabyhippos.tumblr.com/

"She really loved that dog."

Shhhhhhhhhh.

Does anyone want to talk about the weird anti-Asian racism in Pitch Perfect?

Is there a share of the cunnilingus that is not his responsibility?

Please tell me where I can catch an iguana fight!

All good advice, except that bonding over a hatred of cats can be a real relationship builder.

"Hey, baby, want me to clear up your yeast infection?"

One's mind does not naturally think of Cox while writing this article.

This is some kind of anti-hippo agenda. Damn you and potamusism.

When I was about 4 I saw a black person in the grocery store and said "Look Mommy, a nanny." This stuff starts so early.

I'm using that phrase with my wife tonight.

Worrying about the flu is such a rich person problem. In poor countries people don't even worry about the flu because they've died from malnutrition or diphtheria first.

Those exist in most major cities, like the Cosmopolitan Club in NYC. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmopolitan_Club_(New_York)