They’ve been mostly great and I’m not going to pretend I can even understand the grind of a major motion picture marketing tour. They can say whatever the hell they want for what they’ve given me through hard work in their performances. The money they make is their business.

He has the smarmiest fucking smile. It’s one of those faces that deserves to have Tyler Durden smash in. A friend of mine told me he should be pitied, but fuck that. And I really don’t give a fuck that he’s “a kid” of 16. He’ll be an adult shitstick in 2 years and there’s no way he’s going to learn a thing from this.

I’m sure there’s a point you’re trying to make but fuck if I can find it in all this word salad.

I didn’t need to see the video at all. I’ve seen that look many times in my life right after someone called me faggot in front of their goon squad.

Will they get cold fast food or the steak and lobster special at the WH?

The racism is just the cherry on this shit sundae.

Thank you Michael for your sincere apology. I was fearful the root would ignore the story once they found out that they had the facts completely wrong.

Well, he is one big asswipe, so...it seems kind of like a natural pairing.

I expect tomorrow he’ll state the toilet paper was a deliberate comment on the liberal media.

TRE45ON - The piece of toilet paper stuck to America’s shoe.

PLEASE let the press ask Sarah Suckabee about this!

Are we sure that’s regular toilet paper and not the Constitution with which he usually wipes his ass?

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

And yet it’s the least embarrassing thing he’s done as President.

Truly the thing he deserves to be remembered for.

What a shit heel

And yet no one called the cops on the Orange menace’s fucking spawn for doing so.

My guess? The person watched Pulp Fiction not too long ago and assumed that everyone gets comfy and chats until ROBBERY!!!

“Hello 911? This motherfucker wants a sandwich but all I smell is bourbon on his breath.”

Can a motherfucker just eat a goddamn sandwich? Sorry, it's early and I'm still feeling last night's bourbon