I was really fat until I was about 3. I was so cute, it's unbelievable. I look at pictures of myself and ooh and aww as if it is not me I am looking at. When I was born I was almost 9 lbs of squishy fat. There are pics of me as a 6 mo old and my eyes are squinty b/c I was so fat, and my fingers looked like sausage…

NOOOoooOOOOooo... not the hedgehogs!

Oh I thought that was Val Kilmer dressed as Hal Holbrook.

You know, when I read the article and realized that almost all of the bridesmaids were young girls who were students at her dance studio, I actually thought it was a wonderful idea. What a fun teacher she must be!

Okay that picture is fucking adorable! I think more than 3 bridesmaids is excessive, but for a pic like this, it may be worth it. Unfortunately, I hate most people. Damn

Your husband looks awesome!

My husband wears a fedora with jeans. He is a very clean man with a very well-groomed beard and horrible eye sight. He wears the fedora to keep the sun out of his eyes while he's wearing his glasses. Being as we're both over 30, I prefer it to the baseball hat that he used to wear. He's also really nice, not a…

You are a racist person, and you should be ashamed. I am a Venezuelan woman of Native American descent who speaks Italian fluently, and I have had no problem attracting men of all nationalities- especially Italian men. So on behalf of all of all my non-racist Italian friends and lovers: Vaffanculo.

HAHAHAHAHA I think there's a line of acceptable enthusiasm for hipsters, and my boyfriend is so far over that line when it comes to banjos that any hipster would just kind of shake their head sadly about it. :D

You certainly are the Messiah of cuteness! I don't care what any silly pants judge says!

Well, it's official: I am completely incapable of looking at Justin Bieber and seeing an adult man. The pictures are actually sort of cute in a "silly toddler took off all his clothes, scribbled on himself with a marker, and is running around with a toy" way. I bet he ran around like that for a while and then later…

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Yep. Dean Martin was born there!