I've never read the word "gorge" so much in one sitting.

Get back in the photos, my friend. They will be so, so valuable and treasured to your children when they're older.
I gained a ton of weight during my pregnancy, and I feel terrible about myself and my body. I'm so ashamed to be photographed. I let my Bean's first few months pass by without any pictures of the two of us…

Pimm's cup!! Win!

I gained 30 pounds. 10lbs 10oz of that was baby. 10lbs (!!) was placenta. I did not have gestational diabetes. I don't know why my baby was huge. But she was. She's managed to even herself out now and, 9 months later is just an average-sized babe.

From the University of Illinois website:

"Your goal is to humiliate him and not to hurt him. Once he has run away it is not necessary to beat him as you have made your point. From that point on, you need to be aware of the ram every time you go into the pen and be ready to humiliate him again if necessary."

I eat apples around the core. I don't eat the core or seeds.
I eat pears from the top down, removing the stem and eating what is, ostensibly, the core. I don't eat the pear's seeds.

Don't hate babies! Hate medical science that allows the olds to live until they're a billionty, and cured disease that once culled huge swaths of population at once. Fuckin' science! People are not going to stop procreating.
I'll admit that I had a baby for purely selfish reasons; I have a really small family, and I…

Fine to dislike my husband's style. Poor Mrs. Bean, on the other hand, is a nice, sweet and lovely baby. She is blameless here. And she's adorable.

I feel sorry for you, that you can't see the beauty in the photograph you posted.

Are you sure your boyfriend isn't my husband? I posted the photo of him carrying the baby only because it was the only photo where he *wasn't* playing his banjo.

Thanks! He's great with the wee babe, and I think he rocks his fedora. Plus, he's a genuinely nice person, and that's what counts. You can't write off a person just because you don't like their hat, right?

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment…

You may be missing out on a lot of fun friendships by thinking that way!
And it's "doofus" ;)

Clearly money can't buy taste.

I don't think my husband looks douchey. I think he looks cute in his jeans and t-shirt and little fedora! Also, he is a Nice Guy! Capital letters!

They couldn't have used just about any other non-living thing to test the bullet-proof vest?? A tree? A barrel? A pillow? A dead pig?

Yeah, I watched the video with the sound off, too, and I'm crying at my desk.