I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

You get out of Target for $50? Target is the $100 store. Every fucking time unless I'm just getting one thing or it's my 3nd trip in a week.

Because he SUCKS. He's a whiny diaper baby of the highest order. Though he did redeem himself a tiny bit with the phone call in that last episode. I was fully expecting him to cave and be all "Dad, I miss you!" So it was nice for him to be all "Just die, you asshole!"

You know what, though— I can understand why "wanting to eat" a baby is the closest thing we come up with to describe what a mom feels when she smells her infant. For me it was so primal it was like the urge for sex, or the desire to eat when hungry. Of course it's neither of those things, and no mother really wants…

Is this person sure he/she is not the one with the eating disorder?

Team Landlord.

Looks so much more cozy there than in 101!

NO! This picture makes me so fucking sad inside. And outside. Poor baby.

Yeah man, why should we approach one of the worst calculated exterminations of human life in all of history with a respectful attitude? PC POLICE.

Does Jezebel really have a place in the feminist blogosphere? Really? This is the same website that posted a screenshot from a video of a woman being gang raped and then never apologized.

I must be seriously sheltered... wtf is creampie? I picture this

As someone who used to have a serious temper issue and did some things I'm not proud of (though like your husband it was never physical) my heart goes out to you. I went through a real life change and I'm a different man than I was back in my late teens and early twenties. I wish I could say that all people…

Verbal abuse can be worse than physical abuse. He's your husband - that means he's supposed to be on your side loving and supporting you. He's not even close to living up to his part in your relationship - please please leave before you end up believing all the disgusting crap he's telling you. I speak from…

Abuse comes in many forms please talk to someone in real life. Seek help from a women's shelter or support group.

Baby goats are the most superbly playful animals. I was lucky to spend childhood with plenty of them. They're pretty much unicorns of delight.

" I've seen a dead person whom I knew when I was alive,"

Darn. I was hoping it was going to be themed to this.

I used to be in PR and one of my all-time favorite clients was a non-profit weight loss organization called TOPS. My job was basically to tell the stories of the amazing women (a few men but mostly women) who had lost weight with help from the support group. I pitched all manner of national media, including daytime…

Alcohol! After work it's usually wine or a Manhattan.
On weekends I love nothing more than a Pimm's cup or G&T.