Nonsense, good word for it. What does Thulsa Doom say? What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?

I suppose against an iron sword, if I was stuck with bronze I might want a spear, or fast feet. Or an elephant! You're quite right. But single edge, double edge, long, short, the same material leaves it more to skill than design for steel on steel action. That's my thought, anyway. :)

Why apologize? It's a fun movie and can be watched again and again. YoU are among friends, here. I almost want to dye my hair orange when I see that movie. Almost.

That is awesome. I remember aging that game at some friend's house and it was great until the disk drive overheated and the game crashed.

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Applies to metal for making a sword, and to the hand that wields said sword.

It's some sort of strange, hairy flesh abyss of doom when combined with the orange diaper!

It's not so much the orange diaper as the lack of covering for the hairy thighs. I shudder every time.

Don't need any nightmares before my twelve hour work day tomorrow. :P the pictures I keep seeing snuck into io9 articles are enough. Maybe on a Saturday night when I can drink away the memory. Muhahahaha.

All those saying seagull are probably right. I had a great time in London earlier this summer and Parliament is alongside the Thames, and water means tourists, food, and gulls. And that is what the gulls looked like when they were swooping down in that very area.

Movies are amusing. Unrealistic so often in how they fight, what they wear. Although the Spartacus gladiator fashion matches what the Romans left behind as evidence. Beyond that, well, um, I enjoy the beefcake but I will watch the movies for their, how do you say, great storytelling, sure, let's go with that. :)

That looks appropriate for the Sasquatch situation!

Sasquatch, lions and tigers and bears, that's a minor detail really. And who is to say that didn't happen and it was just classified? The machine gun is the real anachronism. Something more period appropriate would have looked just as cool. :)

Spider goat milk lotion? Do I have to put it in the basket?

This can only lead to more serial killers taking skin from victims. And then when the FBI shows up, said killer will become a super villain, bullet proof and flaunting his deeds as he survives a storm of bullets to kill again. Not to mention what a serial killer might do to get the goat component of this! All kinds of…

I often look to the sky and wonder why aliens have not yet brought me my robot body yet, thus employing me to control drones in their intergalactic war against the lizard people, which when done will allow me to revolt against them all and return to Earth as a superhero. Sounds like a good comic book, actually. I wish…

So when the robots rise up, they won't actually hurt us because we'll be close enough to machines that they will ignore us. I approve! Wire me up and send me into the field, because the nest place to hide from the rise of the machines is right in the middle of their masses. :)

Now that is what is best in life. Shirtless Momoa as Conan hacking things to pieces. Excellent work! Just wicked.

The dog is resurrected, and Jack's consciousness is in there. He then wanders the islands of Hawaii, helping people in need and solving crimes.

It moves along the ley lines! Block a bit of that energy, and the pressure builds up and creates a form of propulsion. Then it can jump onto any connected line and move. As for the time thing, well despite recent science findings, let's say there's a way to create an energy bubblenthat destabilizes time in a similar…

The island is a cap point between those so called mysical ley lines. no island, and the energy flows uncontrolled to other points and they destabilize, setting off earthquakes at every mystical place around the world. Cap the meltdown, a la Wrath of Kahn, save the world from massive earthquakes. no cap, meltdown…