he was a vampire and she wasn’t a vampire but got pregnant but then became a vampire and then they had a baby and her werewolf boyfriend falls in love with the baby

My grandmothers both wanted a stake in my name when I was born, so they suggested a name combo, ala Renesmee.

It took me way too long to realize you didn’t mean that the brother had just gotten a job at Marshall’s. I was like, “Who throws a fucking party for that?”

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

This is horrible.

I have to confess, I just don’t get the public proposal at all, regardless of where it is. Unless you know it’s something that your intended would like (and when I say “know”, I mean you’ve actually discussed it, rather than assuming) then that’s just a horrible thing to do to somebody. I had an overeager boyfriend in…

It is sad that this needed to be written. But, THANK YOU.

Ouch, Bride. That dress looks absolutely painful for her breasts. Can she breathe? Never be afraid of using your real size, ladies. Just because it zips up doesn’t mean it fits. That thing looks painful and unflattering.

Also, our Airbnb host who was having coffee and on his laptop right before we left. I wS like, “so, uh, hey, what are you doing for the next half an hour or so?”

I mean, you need a technical witness, but it doesn’t have to be a real witness. We eloped and our witnesses were a couple of randos from the city hall whom we bribed with beer afterwards. It was a great adventure.

I cried last night looking at kittens on PetFinder. I just can’t stand that there are so many lonely kittens!

Not married, but I DID cry at my funeral.

We both WEPT, as we knew we would, and it was one of the reasons we arranged to marry in a completely private ceremony (with only the officiant, and photogs there as witnesses). We both had hankies in hand bc we knew it would be a weepy mess. Miraculously my makeup survived (one of the main reasons I got lash…

During the ceremony? No. Neither of us cried. (For the record - MY OWN WEDDING is the only one I have ever attended where I didn’t cry.) I did inform my dad several times before we walked down the aisle that if he cried, it would make me cry, and it would mess up my makeup, and I would never forgive him, so he held…

I cried the entire time. I cried from the second I put my dress on until the end of the night. But I am a crier.

I said “yes” to both, but “choked up” is a better way of describing it. I was ok until the vows, and there’s a part where I talked about the time we nearly died together. That got to me, and my voice broke a little.

He just had this intense, intense look on his face that I’d never seen before:

I'll defend my indie photographers because I live with one and the equipment one has to purchase is crazy expensive and maintain, then commute and haul around, setup, work for hours, take down/clean up, then process/edit for the bride. I'm assuming you want pictures before & during the wedding, formal family pictures…

And with no recognition for financial status

My wife and I went to one of these shows. Unsurprisingly, they were SO heteronormative (really, we expected nothing less). Everyone assumed we were "friends looking together!" or "getting married on the same day to men!" It was exhausting. We never went back to another one of those.