He would learn to love it

Loving all the responses referencing period costumes as if Cinderella is a historical biopic that must be set in a specific time and place.

This is so fucking gross.

I knew it. See, ladies! You don't have to be photoshopped to have a disproportionately sized waist! You can just wear a corset at all times and only eat soup. Sounds grand.

TCHQ here,

Y'know, I train and wrangle animals for commercials and film and I will say that their job— and mine— is a hell of a lot harder than an actor's.

Please make celebrity memoir reviews a regular feature on this site! (I nominate Vanna White's for the next installment) ((Yes, I read it when I was in high school)).

I don't even understand what the fucking point they are trying to make. Do they think black people are ok by being victimized by anyone? Like, oh, ok, it's another black person, so now it's not a problem when being victimized by someone of a different skin color would not be? Or that black people are somehow…

"When will the white community leaders stand up and condemn this epidemic of serial killers?"

This asshole has tenure. I can't even get a fulltime contract.

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

Team Cat's spokesfeline just released an official statement:

WE ARE.

I kick my cat all the time by accident.

I don't see why this is not a thing already.

Yeah, this is really scary. A totally valid and important piece of legislation is going to get tarred with a lunatic Libertarian brush and people are going to reject it wholesale without understanding what it's about.

The laws allow patients to request drugs that have passed the first clinical trial stage – the one during which scientists determine whether a drug hurts people, not whether it can cure them. Just because a drug passes the first clinical trial does not mean it eventually will gain FDA approval.

Prior to today, I was 100% certain that my sheets were blue and white. Now I am wrapped up in them on my bed, and I have no fucking idea what color they are anymore. I am staring at what I believed were white towels, but now for all I know they could be purple.