This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

I remember the milk man delivering to our front stoop, where we had a metal insulated box that he would put the milk bottles in. My friend's house had an actual cabinet built into the wall of the kitchen, with a door on either side, that the milk man would put the bottles in. I also remember the (Wonder)bread man,…

Do you realize someone who was born in 1992 is a legal adult, right?

I've been in lines at Chipotle and similar places where the person ordering was completely unfamiliar with the concept of a burrito, or Mexican-style food in general. "Is it like a wrap?" "Is it spicy?" "Can I get it with Ham and Cheese?" "Is it spicy?" "I'll take the pulled pork"... I actually think the last time…

Also the people who see sale signs that specify certain things, like "this shelf only," and insist that everything in a ten foot radius must be on sale as well. Or the people who only ever shop in the expensive front section of the store and then complain that they never any discounts. You can see the sale signs…

Cool, committed bagged-milk drinkers like my family, buy milk bag holders made from stainless steel or ceramic. The milk gets colder and stays colder longer outside the fridge.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN A BOWL WITHOUT SOUP IN IT. If you don't understand this, you are a heartless elitist.

my dad says if you break a cookie in half before you eat it, all the calories fall out. So maybe there's something to this.

Cosigned, and I would also add that people should really work customer service in retail as well. The number of people who have proven to me that they have no idea how ALL THEIR GOODS get to them is astounding - they argue with me about prices and store content like I have anything to do with them. I used to work in a…

Would you like whole wheat toast to much on?

HOLD ON a minute and explain Canadian milk.

Me: "Alright, so I have a venti whole milk with whip skinny peppermint mocha. Just to be sure, you still want the sugar free mocha and peppermint syrups, correct?"

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

WHAT IS AN HERB

It's reading things like these that reinforce my opinion that everyone in the general public needs to work in the service industry for one year just to gain a different perspective of how their food comes to them. Think of how much better tips would be and how much easier service type jobs would be

Two and Half Men, Everybody Loves Raymond, Big Bang Theory, Mike and Molly = GARBAGE TV

"My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short."

I find Will Smith just so dang likeable. He just seems like such a genuine person. And he seems to truly love his family, and have a pretty legit loving/healthy relationship with them. Either he truly is a great human being or he's an even more incredible actor than most of us give him credit for!