THIS IS MY FUCKING STEP MOTHER IN LAW.

This is not just a "rich people" issue. I know plenty of middle class people in safe neighborhoods that get super pissed when carloads of kids from poorer areas get dropped off. Frankly I never understood the big deal. More kids means less candy for me to deal with later. Besides, if *I* lived in a less than safe…

Oh my God, is this guy God?????

JK ROWLING IS A MAN?! AND AN ASS?!

Hey, I met her! She works at the fire house next door to my building. This is super cool. :)

The article first points out that Nicki, a busy woman, fell asleep four times during the interview, though it was apparently never "actual REM sleep."

"I told them I knew a guy who could eat a whole grape and they were all like BS!"

I think the point was not that she found it degrading, but because she has already discussed it a lot and found the line of questioning tiresome. That was my read from the full piece, anyway.

Wait, what? You just blew my mind. I know Amber Tamblyn not from Sisterhood, but from General Hospital (I am not ashamed. I love my stories). I am also mildly (ok ridiculously) in love with David Cross, but somehow missed the fact that they were together, much less married. Plus, just LOOK at her dress, and their…

Come on. How is this creepy? He said he already has two females around if he wants to get laid (they're females and he's clearly a champion catch so it really is that simple).

I would rather fuck the car. Wait, I don't think I got that right.

Xander nooooooooooo!

I love that the Sisterhood girls are all friends IRL. And I bet the other 3 all roll their eyes at Preserve when Blake isn't around.

We did it twice on our wedding night. Is that weird? Once the second we got in the door. (blush) and again after I finished getting the five million bobby pins out of my hair, because I was going to put that white negligee to use, damn it.

Now I have to tell the story of the time I took advantage of being home alone when I was 11 to belt "I Dreamed a Dream" in my bedroom. When I got to the big note, "So different now from what it seeeeeeeeemed!" my cat ran into my room and bit her way up my arm before sinking her teeth into my neck, vampire style, to…

Team Cat Headquarters here,

"I swear to Bast, if you play one more twee song..."

Guinea pigs have tiny bladders and need to pee like every 10-15 minutes. If they start getting restless while they are in your lap, put them back in their cage and they will pee there. They don't LIKE peeing on your head Mark. They tried to find somewhere else to do it, but with a brain the size of a Lima bean their…

If you really think about it, zombies have more to fear from random animals than anyone else. Pungent rotting flesh? They're walking dinners for the majority of the animal kingdom.