All Allen cares about at this point is whether he can expense the hot dog he ate or not (no).
This was the last time those cats would ever trust "The Man" again.
Actually she later admitted that she didn't want to be a parent anymore either, but the ex ran out first so she was stuck. D-bags alllllllllllllllllllll the way around.
If I do get a divorce because my spouse can't handle having a kid, should I tell my kid that she's the reason daddy's moving out? I'm asking for a coworker who did just that. Then her ex lost visitation after he told the kid that he wished she never existed (she's 6).
Gravity Falls is so worth your time - this is from an episode called Boyz Crazy about a boy band. The show has a scifi tilt.
Just write "Not enough vegan options." on EVERYTHING.
You take that back! Nobody badmouths Kitty Pryde!
This was something suggested in "Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask," if I remember correctly.
Wasn't there a Roald Dahl story about a man who had truffles or something growing in his butt? And then the doctor scraped some off and took it home to his family? And they all ate the butt-truffles and started growing butt-truffles of their own??
The spider thing is not a myth; a similar thing happened to a friend of mine, though the spider-baby abscess was on his arm. Totally likely it happened to someone's face at some point in time.
"I thought nothing could be scarier than a human growing a potato"
Publicists, and even some authors, have been paying people to blitz Amazon with 5-star reviews for years. Authors (especially of romance fiction) have been known to go on their Facebook pages and rally their fans to post 5-star reviews, often in an attempt to counteract negative reviews by real readers. It's shameful.
Weirdly, I actually know some Things about this scooter. Specifically that it's suppose to be undersized, but because it looks *too small* parents buy the big size for their 12 month old and then get all pissy about it when the kid doesn't like it.
Also, Little Tikes sells these new really cute Jelly Bean racers for…
Ok well you can send me the kitchen. I am deeply enamored of toy kitchens, even though I have a house with a real kitchen that I use mostly for making coffee and taking bites directly from the block of whatever fancy cheese my husband bought last. But the toy kitchen I had as a kid? The greatest thing that has ever…
I believe this is real, or at least true. I used to spend so much time poring over the Hearthsong catalog, and Nova Natural, looking at wooden European toys that we couldn't afford to buy, and when we did buy them, he ignored them or chewed them.
i found it on giphy but apparently it's from a disney channel show called gravity falls LOL
I HAVE A TIME TURNER! For my 21st birthday, I had a Harry Potter themed party in my dorm room. When you entered, you were sorted into a house: we put four jello shots under a witches' hat on a spinny ottoman and spun it, and when we lifted the hat, you had to take the shot that was in front of you, and whatever…
Tell me I'm not the only one who made wizard robes and held a candlelit vigil/seance (with my other HP friends) when Fred was killed….
Batman's wife: Take out the garbage please.