DEAR CLOVER HOPE,

You know... I recently came out to my parents and they were also pretty mad about it. While you can't watch the video, let me tell you, it was terrible. And my alarm clock went off in the middle.

look the only thing that can be universally said about girls is that girls just want to have funds

I've definitely had conversations on OKCupid where I was 90% sure I was talking to a robot.

So it goes.

I AM REALLY GLAD THAT THERE WAS NOTHING GROSS THIS WEEK. Except maybe the kale. But it wasn't too graphic.

I mean, as a white person with no experience of racism, I prefer to err on the side of caution when it comes to Potentially Problematic Stuff. Also, is 40% of this film just straight up murder? Where are the car chases?? The airplane fights?? The NEEDLESS PUNCHING? I also prefer some variety in my action movies.

Thanks. I'll be sure to pick my friends based on your strict criteria next time.

this guy looks like BatDad

Oh yeah, definitely; I also think there's a point to be made, because from the trailer, Lucy doesn't seem like a person I'd want to emulate (she's more of a gray-area character (because of her 100% grey matter, hahaha)).

I mean, I also heard that Lucy spends about 40% of the film killing people of color. So I'd say there's still a long way to go.

this is so great. she's my new hero.

IS THE FASHION HOUSE ASSOCIATED WITH GRACE KELLY A PARODY OF GRACIE GRACE FROM ANIMAL CROSSING????

An added bonus because toxic sludge smells terrible. Invariably. Pond scum just smells like water. And plants.

i require this job immediately

Pond scum can be useful to many things! It's a good plant for pond ecosystems. You have, in fact, insulted pond scum.

WHY ARE THESE SMALL HORSES WEARING SWEATERS. Why is it so cute. I'm going to leave the internet and only look at pictures of animals in sweaters. Thanks!

In sixth grade I did an experiment for Google if you could actually bake the chocolate chip cookie dough into cookies. The answer is: in cheap ice cream you can, because it's more similar to regular cookie dough, but in expensive ice cream you can't, because it's mainly sugar.

SORRY, BUT IT'S GOT TO BE SAID:

okay but HL doesn't even do crafts very well