Especially since shouldn't you like, turn off the fire or whatever before you go to sleep? To conserve coal/energy?

That was an intensely inspiring story. I WILL GROW UP AND BE JUST LIKE YOU.

or just read "To Say Nothing of the Dog" where nice things happen to the dog and everything turns out well

THE INNARDS OF THINGS ARE JUST BAFFLING, OKAY.

but pacific rim is THE BEST THING EVER how can he voluntarily miss it????

angel haze is super great and probably nothing can change my opinion of her

They are probably both super busy but best friends in their HEARTS

polite request to replace all news articles with gifs of cats

but this raises the question of how did you get the nickname Lou from Michelle????

I thought this was a spam message and was summarily excited to find out it was not.

My friend's brother's sister's aunt's neighbor's dog has.

OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT CHARLOTTE CORDAY, THE BEST ASSASSIN EVER IN THE FRENCH REVOLUTION????

MAGGIE STIEFVATER IS SO GREAT. I've really only read the Raven Cycle, though.

ONE TIME MARGARET ATWOOD RETWEETED ME. That is all.

I misread this several times as "this is America, we have this white thing called FREEDOM OF SPEECH"

I WANT THIS TOO.

when I was pretty small (estimation of 7-8 years old) I refused to start helping with laundry because it was a boy's job. Then I realized that laundry is clearly the superior chore, because SOCK WARS.

I assume this post means that after you eat four slices of pizza you also turn into an adorable puppy.

I have 2.465 quadrillion cookies in Cookie Clicker, is that going to cut it?

I dislike bananas a lot so I stay away from them at all costs, and thus thought to myself "Good. No one will buy them at this price. NOBODY WILL EVER BUY BANANAS AGAIN."