the phrase "not all men" has ceased to make any sense to me

I am pretty disappointed that there was a 1/3 incidence of customers receiving their comeuppance.

DEAR JEZEBEL COMMENTATORS, I have an important makeup question. Is wearing just lipstick an acceptable thing to do? I like wearing lipstick but I don't want to go through all the bother of foundation and eye makeup or whatever.

but you can always spend a pleasant afternoon responding snarkily and then blocking them

but also global food shortages will lead to increased revolution says an essay I read once

petition to have this person cover how she made that CARDBOARD CASTLE so I can create one for my cats

I WILL PICK THIS UP WITH YOUR BLESSING. I don't know why I'm writing in italics, but it only serves to emphasize my point. COOL BEANS.

General Mills has been on a slippery slope ever since they deleted Millsberry. This was the only logical conclusion.

you're right, all jelly beans taste like soap, no matter who makes them

But there are other jelly beans out there! Other people make jelly beans! AND THEY ARE EVEN BETTER. NOT ALL IS LOST

Scarleteen basically got me through high school wrt sexual education. It was (and is!) fantastic.

I am sufficiently reassured

is it even safe to eat gold? what if people get like, gold poisoning from this???? WHAT IF THEY DIE

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE ALIVE IN THE 90s

Women having opinions is totally gross.

GUYS, 'squicks' has been INTERNET LINGO since like 2004. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

HE JUST LAUGHS. It is clear that this man fears nothing.

HERE'S A SELFIE SOMEONE POSTED AT THE HOSPITAL:

WE NEED MORE

What is it, though? Chicken potato chips???