And set aside some time in the afternoon for writing books and drinking tea.

Now that I'm older, I buy them for myself and I'm always like "...I'm not the right age group for this, and I am disappointed."

anything by Frances Hardinge! She writes amazing books full of excellent female characters (and pretty good male characters too). I recommend 'Fly by Night' the most, which is about a girl who can read when reading is really looked down upon, and 'The Lost Conspiracy', (although I can say about 0 things about this one…

Yeah, stop having a face that is two faces but also the same face. Like jeez.

Maybe this is a commentary on how nobody watches basketball and the people who do watch basketball would be so mad that they go out and commit street crimes? Riots?

man you must have missed the hour or so I was online with a bunch of other surrealist Twitters spamming the #LiesToldByFemales tag because it was fantastic

HECK YEAH. Also, why is that turkey/chicken/meat?? decorated with SO MANY FLOWERS?

Ah! This isn't the first episode! It's only the first part of the first episode! NOW I HAVE TO CLICK THINGS AND MOVE AWAY FROM THIS PAGE. How could you have deceived me in this manner??????

I thought that the metal background on this company's logo was actually a picture of their sandwiches. Carry on.

I AM SUPER EXCITED

haha whenever we had leftover food at my high school our lone cafeteria worker would leave it out on the 2nd floor ledge (the exact center of the school) and everyone would be like 'FREE FOOD' which was not technically against the rules

as a food blogger I believe it is my duty to devour and buy at least two of these

I think you carmelize the sugar first and then add it to the bacon? I've only ever watched it happen but it's FANTASTIC

man I owned this shirt when I was a kid and I hated it so much

you know what's even better? carmelized bacon. it's fantastic

i'm way too young for any of this to be even kind of relevant or make any sense to me

Man, until I was in like 10th grade I was sure that Abraham Lincoln was black, which is why he was so invested in the Emancipation Proclamation.

working for Lululemon sounds like working for CUTCO/Vector Marketing

wow that wasn't nearly as mystical as I thought

Can anyone tell me the mysterious process of how to go about being non-grey on Kinja and perhaps earn posting powers on GroupThink? Or is it a process too mystical to even speak about?