you know why the 2ds isn’t foldable?

I always mix up this book with this other great YA post-apocalyptic book, Life As We Knew It [http://www.amazon.com/books/dp/01520…], which is much lonelier and would make a terrible movie. But it is a very good book.

have been asexual this whole time

i can never love him he has sticky-out ears

The guerilla condom distribution really warms my heart.

are these excellent can i use them in zomb? //the important questions

is this what being a real adult is like? maybe i should curl up underneath my blankets and never come out.

I am hoping a comment on this comment will make it show up near the top? Maybe that is not how this system works.

When I was in middle school I was hanging with my best friend who was even more of a weirdo than me (and in much more obvious ways) and I was pulled aside by a teacher and thanked for hanging out with her because she was 'at-risk' and I was 'a good influence'. truestoryyo

That's my mother you're talking about!

Clearly you never took one of those online safety tests where Mickey Mouse instructed you NEVER USE YOUR REAL NAME ONLINE.

does anyone know if kristen stewart shares the same hatred for the twilight series as robert pattinson? i don't know how i feel about her acting but i really like her face.

This one time I was anorexic but the only time I ever heard about a Thigh Gap was yesterday! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIGHS COULD DO THAT.

THIS HAPPENS TO ME BASICALLY. Now the question is, how can we use our powers for good and FIGHT CRIME? Or evil?

My porn name is Amelia Pond.

How is she ever going to write a paper in high school?! Thinking critically: not just for religion anymore.

I would totally take that name, go by something completely different, and then laugh at people trying to pronounce it. And then be like "No, no, no, you can just call me Sam." It would make a great first impression. Maybe.

I would totally take that name, go by something completely different, and then laugh at people trying to pronounce it. And then be like "No, no, no, you can just call me Sam." It would make a great first impression. Maybe.

I would totally take that name, go by something completely different, and then laugh at people trying to pronounce it. And then be like "No, no, no, you can just call me Sam." It would make a great first impression. Maybe.

I would totally take that name, go by something completely different, and then laugh at people trying to pronounce it. And then be like "No, no, no, you can just call me Sam." It would make a great first impression. Maybe.