I would totally take that name, go by something completely different, and then laugh at people trying to pronounce it. And then be like "No, no, no, you can just call me Sam." It would make a great first impression. Maybe.

I would totally take that name, go by something completely different, and then laugh at people trying to pronounce it. And then be like "No, no, no, you can just call me Sam." It would make a great first impression. Maybe.

My father.

WHOA WHOA WHOA. I live in Ann Arbor Michigan. I KNOW KEN WILSON.

Yes exactly. Like I don't even care anymore about Twilight. I don't care if you hate it or not, I just want it out of my life. ihfgjifgoji oooh sparkly vampires are bad I'm so impressed with your wit

Darn.

hm

seedsprouts?

i like YOU so much

this is true

yessss that will be the first law i make in my second term as president

when i am president, no one will need capital letters

when i am president, i will say "and no one is allowed to ever illegalize sex between two consenting human beans, no matter the sort. note that both human beans have to consent. also all americans are now human beans." i will also change the alphabet so that m and k are next to each other

An interesting comparison:

I'm 18 but people think I am in middle school. This was extremely frustrating when I tried to get my state ID.

existence

I used to do this in stores when I was a very small child. It is the best game ever.

Huh. Okay. That's good.

Dude wow are they going to have to go to school into June a bunch because they missed a lot of school? Or will the state be like "No, let's try and resume a normal school schedule."? ???????? These are really unimportant questions, I guess.

"If you don't get the right result, you've done it wrong and you're out of chemicals."